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Via subtitles, we learn that of all earth's life forms, they respect cows the most. They give the cows a strange-looking device, then return to their ship to leave while beaming up Cartman. In the end, just when Stan thinks he can stand normally beside Wendy, he vomits on her again. The next day Stan and Kyle wait for the school bus as usual.
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Suddenly Cartman falls out of the sky. He says he had another bizarre abduction "dream" during which Scott Baio, who was aboard the alien ship, gave him pinkeye. Officer Barbrady corners the runaway cows that met with the visitors. The cows promptly zap him with the alien device, which causes Barbrady to perform "I Love to Singa," just like Cartman did. He's the little freckled kid that looks like a football. At first I was happy you took him away.
But I've learned something today, that having a little brother is a pretty special thing. This is the only South Park episode that Matt and Trey animated themselves, using construction paper cutouts to create every It took three months to animate the entire 28 minute pilot in stop motion. Yet, the pilot does have a brief scenes in which computer animation was added, most notably the scene where the foot satellite comes out of Cartman's ass.
After this episode, South Park switched entirely to computer animation. Otherwise they'd probably still be working on the first season. The idea for the town of South Park came from the real Colorado basin of the same name where, according to Trey and Matt, a lot of folklore and news reports originated about "UFO sightings, and cattle mutilations, and Bigfoot sightings.
Trey and Matt are also fascinated with aliens, specifically the tall, big-headed black-eyed ones featured in everything from film Close Encounters of the Third Kind to sci-fi television series The X-Files. The Visitors have become Easter eggs, hidden regularly in many South Park episodes and even appeared in the background of some scenes in Cannibal! The Musical. Weirdly, it also served as one of the inspirations for the movie Happy Feet.
When the local cattle, fearing they'll be mutilated by the aliens, try to escape on a train, the conductor tells them he can't allow "cows on a people train.
Seuss under the pseudonym Theo LeSeig. Apparently, Chef was a big fan of the 70's show starring Red Foxx. Well, I don't know I know what it means! Well, what? I'm not telling you. What's a dildo, Kenny? Kenny McCormick. It's a giant stick that goes inside the mom's vagina. He-yeah, that's what Kyle's little brother is all right! Dude, that kicks ass! Yeah, check this one out.
Ready Ike? Kick the baby! Don't kick the baby. Kick the baby. He kicks Ike like a football, who lands, knocking down four mailboxes. Cartman yawns. Whoa, Cartman! Looks like you didn't get much sleep last night. That's 'cause I was having these What about? Well, I dreamt that I was lying in my bed The dream sequence begins. Through his window, one can see a spaceship land and its light stream in. Then slowly my bedroom door began to open Then I was lying on a table Cartman is laying face down, Visitors lower his pajamas.
And they had big heads and big black eyes. That wasn't a dream Cartman, those were Visitors! No, it was just a dream, my mom said so. Visitors are real.
Yeah, they abduct people and they mutilate cows. Oh, shut up guys!
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You're just trying to make me scared. And it's not working. What's gonna be for lunch today, Chef? Well, today it's Salisbury steak with buttered noodles and a choice of green bean casserole or vegetable medley. Kick ass. Say, did any of you children see the alien space ship last night?
Yeah, fat boy saw it! Eh, no, that, that was just a dream. And I'm not fat, I'm big boned! Oh, was it the ones with the big long heads and the black eyes? They took him on their ship. What's an anal probe? That's when they put this big metal hoop-a-joop up yo' butt. They gave you an anal probe Cartman? Uh-I mean, eh, why would they do that? Dude, they did, huh?
Aliens stuck stuff up your ass! Eneh probe. Shut up, dildo! Well, I gotta get to the cafeteria. You children watch that fat boy now. He could be under alien control.
Chef walks back to his car, there is a picture of a Visitor on his shirt with the word "Believe" written under it. Cartman goes catatonic as Chef drives off. We told you they were real Cartman.
Watch South Park full episodes & clips online for free. Stream full episodes from all 22 seasons of South Park! "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" is the series premiere of the American animated television series South Park. It first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on August 13, The episode introduces child protagonists Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh and Kenny McCormick, who attempt to rescue Kyle's younger brother Ike from being abducted by aliens. Cartman Gets an Anal Probe At the bus stop. Boys: School day, school day, teacher's golden ru Kyle Broflovski: Ah, damn it! My little brother's trying to follow me to school again.
Sorry to hear about your ass. God damn it, they didn't do anything to my ass! It was just a dream! They start to file onto the bus. Why you walkin' so funny Cartman? Shut up! No, Ike, go home. This is it. This one's for the game. He kicks Ike, who flies through the first window of the school bus and crashes out the window on the other side.
On the bus. Good morning, Miss Crabtree. Veronica Crabtree. The bus pulls away, leaving Ike behind at the bus stop. Kyle is kneeling on the seat looking out the back window at him. Damn it, he's still there. Oh, don't worry about him. No, dude, if something happens to him, my parents are gonna blame me.
Yeah, whatever, ya fat bitch. I said I have a bad itch. Two Visitors are holding Ike between them. Oh nooo!
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Crabtree, you have to stop this bus! Then sit down! But I Kyle, Ms. Kyle runs back to his seat. Crabtree has the last word. Cartman, are those the same Visitors you saw?
Shut up you guys, it's not working. We have to do something! Well, we can't do anything for now, that fat bitch won't let us. Uh, I said that rabbits eat lettuce.
Well, yes, they certainly do. What am I going to do?
My little brother's been abducted by aliens. Heh, somebody's baking brownies. Behind the bus, a space craft rises into the sky, then zooms away.
Farmer's grazing fields with a mutilated cow. Farmer Carl Denkins. That's the third cow this month. At this rate all my cattle are gonna die before the winter's through. The cows moo questioningly. Officer Barbrady. This is nothing out of the unusual. Cows turn themselves inside out all the time. The cows shake their heads. Farmer Carl. People been saying they've been seeing UFO's around. Yeah, and black army CIA helicopters and trucks.
That is the silliest thing I've ever heard. Helicopters fly by above him. What was that?
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That, that was a pigeon. What am I supposed to do, Barbrady? Just stand here and watch my cattle get mutilated one by one? The cows notice something and raise their heads. One Visitor waves a piece of hay and whistles. The cows start running away from them. My cattle! The "Cattle Ranch" sign falls down. You see? There is somethin' funny goin' on! There's nothing funny going on. I'll get those cows back. Garrison's class. Herbert Garrison. And now children, our friend, Mr.
Hat, is going to tell us about Christopher Columbus. That's right, Mr. Christopher Columbus discovered America and was the Indians' best friend. He helped the Indians win their war against Fredrick Douglass and a freed the Hebrews from Napoleon and discovered France. And then in Columbus started a restaurant I can't just sit here, I have to help my stupid brother, or I'll come home without him and my dad will start yelling, "Where's your brother, Kyle?
Is there a problem, boys? Yes, Mr. Garrison, I have to go now. Oh, really, Kyle? What is it this time? Another prostate tumor? No, my little brother's been abducted by aliens. Ask Cartman, they gave him an anal probe. Heh, heh. Garrison's desk. Garrison, seriously, I have to go. Can I please be excused from class? I don't know, Kyle.
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Did you ask Mr. I don't want to ask Mr. Hat, I'm asking you! Oh I think you should ask Mr. Hat, may I please be excused from class? Well, Kyle, no!! You hear me?! You go to hell!
You go to hell and you die!
Hmm, guess you'll have to take your seat, Kyle. Damn it! Hah, hah. Hat yelled at you. Cartman farts fire. Poor Pip is stunned. My ass! The class gasps. Damn, Cartman! Dude, he's farting fire! It's the alien anal probe. It's shooting fire from Cartman's rectum! No, that was just a dream. Eric, do you need to sit in the corner until your flaming gas is under control? No, Mr. Garrison, I'm fine.
Cartman farts fire again, setting Pip aflame.
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Pip runs around the room on fire. Train station.
Cows flock in from all around and stand in line, waiting to board the train out of town. Train Conductor.
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Hey, you cows can't get on this train! This is a people train. You cows have no business on a people train, all right? The cows are all staring at the conductor. No, no, no. Don't try any of that cow hypnosis on me, all right? Cows split up and run off mooing. Come back here!
Now then! So then I had bad, bad gas. Ya, seriously, killer. Whoa, I sure am hungry. How can you eat when you're farting fire? Shut up, dude, you're being totally immature.
After class, the four are standing in line for lunch. Cartman is still farting fire. Wendy Testaburgerwho, as Cartman explains, " Stan wants to kiss," walks up to Stan, and Stan vomits on her several times out of nervousness.
She gives Stan a note asking him to meet her at Stark's Pond after school. When the boys reach the front of the line, Kyle asks Chef what to do when someone does not believe you. Chef breaks out into a sultry, erotic, but an off-topic song about him "making love to a woman by the fire".
After being told visitors abducted Kyle's brother, Chef freaks out and says, "What the hell do you think you are doing in school eating Salisbury steak? Go find him, dammit! To help the children find Kyle's brother, Chef pulls down the fire alarm.
When the children get out of school, Cartman still doesn't believe that he has gotten an anal probe from the visitors. While insisting that he not be under mind control, a beam from above hits him out of nowhere as he suddenly sings " I Love to Singa ". The children use this as proof that visitors are controlling Cartman.
Cartman, in all ignorance, still disagrees with their idea. Just then, a spaceship appears. Kyle demands that they return Ike. In response, the aliens blast Kenny with a star-shaped object. Which causes Kenny to fly into the street, and he appears to be dead. Stan and Kyle respond by saying, "Oh my God! They killed Kenny! Kenny, however, isn't dead yet. He stands up, only to have the herd of cattle that ran away from Jenkins' farm trample him.
Kenny is still alive after this. Officer Barbrady finally kills him, in pursuit of the cattle, by running him over in his police car. Despite this, Cartman still denies that the visitors are real and that Kenny is dead.